I have a feeling Macklemore is the early 2010’s version of the early 2000’s version of Avril Lavigne.
Anonymous: do you work at hot topic i will visit every hot topic in missouri for you
I work at a grocery store my orientation is tomorrow I’m scared if it lasts longer than an hour I am quitting.
I love Tumblr because we are all so smart and none of us are all so pro social justice and I’m just glad I have some faith in our generation. I hope in 50 years instead of burning gay people we are instead burning religious people because they are backwards and our generation is the one that finally said goodbye to all religions and realize faith is dumb and out of all the thousands of years our generation is the smartest and the only one to realize religion is dumb. Can’t wait till our next president is Sasha Obama and she marries her partner in a church where former priests are in cages burning with socks in their mouths.
I got hired today and the guy who hired me is african american and i said thank you and kissed him and started crying and saying sorry and that i will work 20 hours a day 7 days a week for everything my race has done to you I don’t care if I have done nothing wrong but vote for Obama.
I love how Daft Punk and Pharrell talk about being up all night to get lucky when a lot of people are up all night trying to talk their friends out of suicide or trying to find money on the streets or because they cannot sleep because they have a mental illness called insomnia which if not taken seriously will probably lead to suicide so don’t joke about it.
Anybody else roll the windows down and blast Feel This Moment when it comes on the radio and clap your hands without your hands on the wheel and look at other people looking at you and just smile?
Sneezing is so fun and it helps you live longer I bet
Ann Coulter and Beyonce are the same people I bet
I have only been to Golden Corral twice in my life and the last time I swear I saw Yoko Ono but I knew that wouldn’t make much sense.
None of you have any reason to be upset about anything just smile no matter what you are alive don’t sit and waste quit trying to win some points for being a motionless sloth get up do something. Go downstairs and kiss your mom. Don’t get mad at other peoples opinions embrace how we are all different and have different thoughts and it is beautiful. Nobody is a monster and we are all in this together.
