You guys think Vladimir Putin is sex positive? Hopefully someone inspiring wins medals who pro LGBT. Like that guy with no legs won at track during the Summer Olympics. Too bad he was a murderer. Frida Kahlo a queen?
Anonymous: why did you change? your text posts just make me uncomfortable
My mom: Who will make the best and most successful post of Sochi Olympics?
Tumblr: IKEA monkey is so important!
Me: *listens to Pray by Justin Bieber*
Maybe next Olympics opening ceremony once all the countries have walked into the stadium everybody in stands and all the athletes put their arms around the people next to them and smile and everybody at once start singing the chorus of We Are Young acapella while slowly swaying back and forth?
You all ready?
So many emotional Super Bowl commercials I’ve cried 4 times already! Each time after I jump off my bed and say “woke up like this…” and then I bend over so my butt is in the air and put my hand on my butt and say “flawless” like Beyonce! I know its goofy but everybody on Tumblr love Beyonce and I want to fit in.
Gonna go make an arm hair joke on one of Nash Grier’s instagram pictures. Who dares me? I’m not afraid I’m used to being naughty *giggles quietly*
Chris Lilley aka Ja’mie King once played a character in blackface. Please post the address of anyone who has ever reblogged a Ja’mie King caption gif.