had a bit of road rage today… stuck my tongue out at another driver :(
You all still love offensive blogging don’t lie I see you all still reblogging Ja’mie King
I Really Love My Oldest Daughter…
And how she doesn’t really try to be quiet when she masturbates.
Sure, her door is closed and she’s not saying anything, but I can hear her little moans and groans and it’s wonderful to hear…
So I’ve been doing some thinking and we talk about white males and all their advantages in life so maybe from now on when a white male is born instead of being spanked or whatever they get raped right when they come out and that way they know they all know there place in life and all deserve to die from birth.
You guys got your families starting to come over? All of mine is already over we got our arms around one another watching the parade got Home by Phillip Phillips playing on blast we all smiling we all love the holidays!
Everybody saying what they are thankful for and I’m just like I’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh!
Me during Thanksgiving dinner: The Fox so misogynistic
My mom: Not now Adam
Me: Josef Mengele teas!
My uncle: Is this part of the gay thing.
Me: NOPE. NO. I will have none of it you ignorant scum
My aunt: Do that twerk thing
My mom: ADAM! Do the twerk thing and make it sassy
My mom: ADAM! You do it this instant or the paddle will come out…
My dad: I reckon we are in a pickle of a situation here!
My grandpa: Look at me! *dips face in pumpkin and comes out with face covered in pumpkin guts and seeds*
You guys got any good sex positive quotes I can print off and share with my family tomorrow during Thanksgiving dinner?
The Boston bombers are up for TIME’s Person of the Year award I hope they face off against Wendy Davis that would be funny especially if they won.