Stab a dead animal spread its blood and guts all over your face and start singing Summertime Sadness because you we all a little absurd like ET porn and Human Centipede cause our ass all truth tea. Faggot reclaimed slur by me now. We all reblog gopteens and watch Its Always Sunny cause satire we love. Our asses in the air 2 shits not given. Sex positiveness through the roof cause Kinsey reports and Sigmund Freud all teach us that children and animals are sexual beings. Depression and social anxiety the white people of mental illness. Don’t glorify it though even though we love Tina from Bobs Burgers. How many people on missing Malaysian flight POC? Sports! Sports! We all socially aware cause of our eyebrow game. Just ran into a movie theater and was like “automobile gangster” like Nicki Minaj we all so saucy tonight.
satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
I’m so glad Tumblr is finally educating people on what satire is and laying out the rules of satire