March 2012
I hate how close the unfollow button is to button to go back to the dashboard because every once and a while you accidentally unfollow someone
People who hate on people who go to community college are probably the people who will end up dropping out of community college
Anonymous asked: and a lot less success #boomroasted
I’m so glad I’m going to community college instead of going straight to a university next year. A lot less stress.
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strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” he said.
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Everyone try and get #WeWantTheBieberconda trending on twitter
So everyone please tell me about your preteen years where you listened to Green Day. Go on. We all do it
Imagine Newt Gingrich dancing and lip syncing alone in his room in his undies to Circus by Britney Spears
Katy Perry’s music is the definition of a basic bitch
THE 13 YEAR OLD GIRL PUMPS HER FIRST AS THE INFECTIOUS BEAT OF WE FOUND LOVE ROARS THRU THE SPEAKERS AS SHE ENVISIONS THE WHOLE TWILIGHT SAGA BEING PLAYED OUT TO THE SONG
Honestly some of you bitch about your lives and you come off as a Simple Plan song
The year is 2007 and everyone is on MySpace where everyones profile song is either Everytime We Touch or Welcome to My Life
….The numa numa song actually isn’t that bad
Anonymous asked: You put Whitey. It's *Whitney. Dumb ass.
Quitting text posting for the remainder of the month
Anonymous asked: your text posts are like never funny please give up
Why is everyone obsessed with butts I bet half of you don’t even wipe your ass so your butt smells like the remains of fecal matter
Eliminating those from your life who find Will Ferrell funny
I wonder if either of the Columbine boys brushed their teeth with Crest toothpaste the day of The Unfortunate Event by Lemony Snicket
Why not do a school shooting in the nude?
lindsaylohan777:
“what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” kelly clarkson sings to herself as her bmi hits 29
Who all is excited for the town lynching tonight?
iluvukrisjenner:
Lms if you dont even own a computer and are on a type-writer right now