I’ve been working but don’t worry anytime any customer asks me anything I take the tips of my thumbs and index fingers and put them together and turn my hands upside down and put them up to my face like I’m wearing glasses and I say “let me live that fantasy”!
If everybody on the Titanic had a Tumblr there would have been 0 survivors because everybody would have been offended by the rule women and children first because of how it imposes gender roles and how it is transphobic.
Imagine you going Christmas shopping and you are returning to your car but on your way you can’t help but see an old lady in a vehicle sitting in a way that makes her look like she is not breathing. You know on the window trying to get a response but nothing so you panic and break open the window with your arm and the glass falls all over the place making your arm bleed and the old lady bleed on her face. As the car alarm goes off the old lady opens her eyes even though she have one fake eye and looks you in the face and pets your head says “you have your mothers face”. Suddenly you wake up and you are at Kohls just standing there with your mom on her phone and she asks you how to put trigger warnings on her tweets. You look at her in the face and just take in the moment.
So I’ve been doing some thinking and we talk about white males and all their advantages in life so maybe from now on when a white male is born instead of being spanked or whatever they get raped right when they come out and that way they know they all know there place in life and all deserve to die from birth.
You guys got your families starting to come over? All of mine is already over we got our arms around one another watching the parade got Home by Phillip Phillips playing on blast we all smiling we all love the holidays!