February 2012
I wonder how many angsty teens are pumping their firsts to We Found Love right now
There are very few moments in American history where time seems to stop and everyone seems to take in the moment. We all remember where we were when we heard about 9/11 or when we heard that Michael Jackson died, or when we all watched the I Just Had Sex music video. These are moments that our kids and grandkids will ask us about.
textposter:
Tomorrow I’m going to wear a sports jersey to school just to mix things up a little bit because people are gonna be like “wait a minute I thought he was gay” and then the camera will pan to me and I’ll smirk and break the third wall
Watchunfreshing:
very important public service announcement for the masses
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Panic! At the Disco - A Really Long Title To Grab Your Attention That Probably Has Nothing To Do With The Song
I didn’t know lesbians could fly but I guess you learn something everyday don’t you?
Reblog if you think the word poop is cute
Why do we call it a bark when it sounds like ruff?
Is there anything worse than having to sit thru an entire Christina Perri song?
brandnewswastikas:
I can’t believe Obama lowered the legal drinking age for gays.
The year is 2016 and the song “Party Rock Anthem” just came on the radio at Curves where a bunch of working class moms in their sweats are trying to get in shape.
I wonder if anyone at my school will lose their virginity this weekend
Ditching recess to give blow jobs behind Golden Corral
the-unpopular-opinions:
Chris Brown beat up Rihanna.
I’ve spent the last 10 minutes trying to think if straight guys have anything as annoying or as bad as Tyler Oakley
